By Shawal Ras
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So Britney Spears just casually announced a new album last night and boy I am stoked as fuck!
So Britney Spears just casually announced a new album last night and boy I am stoked as fuck!
Anyway, before we get into details on what to expect
with our Queen's new LP, here's an advert: Glory is available for
pre-order in a few hours (midnight, but it's lunch hour for us Malaysians) and
once paid, you'll get the first two tracks: 'Make Me... (feat. G-Eazy)' and
'Private Show', as previewed in the latest ad for her perfume of the same
name.
First in our list: the cover. This has got to be her
worst album cover so far (I've forgiven ...Baby 'cos she was a tween, but I'm
still not done with Femme Fatale). My reasons are: 1) there's that close-up
shot of a highly brushed face, 2) definitely too much glow, and 3) that damn
choker. Also: 4) The font! But, go ahead and ask any stan of Britney: This chosen art design is the least of our worries.
Earlier this year, the entertainer told V magazine
that she's ecstatic for us to hear what she's been working on: "It's the
best thing I've done in a long time. I'm proud of the work, and it's very
different; It's not what you would think at all. But I'm not rushing anything.
I just want it to be done right, so that my fans will truly appreciate
it."
I'm stoked to hear that, but as usual, this is all PR
talk. Hogwash, sorta.
Two weeks ago Britney dropped the lead single 'Make
Me...' and I loved it. It's not really a banger as we usually see from her
royal highness, but more of a sensual electronic track, dipped in some sexy
sauce. Critics wowed, but her fans didn't. "It's boring," some troll
tweeted.
In a way, I understand where such negative reactions
came from. Let's take a look at Britney's entire discography; from her first
single to 'Oops', 'Slave', 'Gimme More', 'Womanizer', 'Work Bitch' - she jumped
from one type of pop to another. One similar trait: they're all hits engineered to
make you instantly move. It's plain genius!
But 'Make Me...' can't.
I mean, you just writhe on the floor to it. You can't
do any of those Beyoncé's 'Partition' moves, right?
To be honest, sonically, I'm still seeing Britney
playing within the safe genre, but I think she's finally embracing that one sub-genre she knows best: Pop Electronica. That breath-y tone of her voice + that whole
sex vibe = hello, it's Blackout meets In The Zone. I mean, we've seen her
playing around with this genre so many times; 'Early Mornin', 'Touch of My
Hand', and her best recorded track, 'Breathe on Me'. She knows she's good at
it. Maybe she was unsure before. But, guys. This is it.
This. Is. It.
Given by her recent body transformation, relatable
social media personality (ICYMI, her Instagram page is so odd, you just knew every
posting came directly from her), and on-stage bad ass diva with head-turning hair flip;
this is by far her most carefree era since Blackout.
No more wonky knees, I can tell ya that!
I'm sure Glory will debut atop Billboard 200 (unless
Gaga dropped a Beyoncé) and plummeted into Mariana trench by the second week, but
hey, at least it's new (and improved) music.
Until August 26 or God forbid, a leak, lets just enjoy those endless juicy meats rumours waiting for us by the glory hole (I mean Twitter, duh!).