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Saturday, June 13, 2015

Music Video Review | Paris Hilton - High Off My Love (feat. Birdman)

Paris Hilton
High Off My Love (feat. Birdman) - Single
Cash Money Records
Release date: May 5, 2014 (Single) / May 14, 2015 (Music Video)

 By Vimal Esvaren


 World-renowned deejay of entrancing music and philanthropist of entertainment for us mortals, Her Highness Paris Hilton has released another single to breathe life into our mundane, sordid lives.

Called 'High Off My Love' - as we ought to be after Her gracious endeavour of putting out a new national anthem for us – the single talks about our devotion for the grand presence of PH in our lives: “Come on guys, like totally what would we even be doing without this song to get us through, like, everyday? Totally.”

 Featuring a peasant with a poultry name who Queen PH has graciously taken under her wings to show that she is really one of us after all, the video takes us into her sex lair for a quick peek into her sex life with her harem of sex slaves. So sexy. At least now we know where the most beautiful people have all vanished to. Parents I'm sure the royal harem could use a few people more. If you feel like your of age son or daughter has become ridiculously attractive, please hand them over to the Queen. Your contribution to the betterment of mankind will always be remembered.

 Her Highness PH of course appears with in various outfits and hairstyles to remind us of the ocean-vastness of her wardrobe and the various stylists she has at her fingertips.

 Now, where did I put my dungeon-slave application form...

 Rating: 2 out of 5 stars.

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